Trickster’s Jubilee

“…let them not bring destruction on the sons of thy servant, my God;
for these are malignant, and created in order to destroy.”  —The Book of Jubilees, 10:5


The studio lights in the rafters made everything glow beneath them, leaving not even the slightest hint of shadow. Hanging above the cameras, a small “APPLAUSE” sign added to the glow, cutting through the acrid smoke. 

Upbeat theme music began blasting from the speakers, as a familiar and smooth male announcer thundered, “Welcome to Trickster’s Jubilee! The Underworld’s favorite game show! And here’s your host, Jack Paaaaaimon!” 

The invisible announcer sang out “Paimon” for several seconds, while the in-studio audience cheered and applauded ecstatically.

The curtains on the side of the stage parted and a distorted, but oddly handsome man in a tailored black suit trotted to center stage, waving to the cheering crowd.

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A Really Bad Day for Stephanie

Babe Killaire was hot. The hottest, sexiest, most desirable guy in school. 

Obviously. 

Plus, he was clearly way hotter than any of the dudes in bigger, nearby towns too. Or so my sister told me. She is in that awkward, ugly phase that hits most girls around the tenth grade. However, Stephanie’s phase has been going on for several years now.

She clearly had a crush on this Babe Killaire, and I’m pretty certain he would have no idea who she was. Even in a school of less than 200 kids, she is a homely flower on life’s wall. It isn’t all her fault though. At home, she never shuts up. That girl talks a mile a minute. But put her in front of others outside of our house, and the talking nearly stops. And when she tries to join in the conversation, what comes out of her yap is completely inappropriate for one reason or another. She’s socially awkward, you know the type.

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Things I Remember…Or Don’t

I remember putting on my favorite black wrap dress and feeling great as I looked in the mirror and put on my makeup. 

I remember meeting my friends at a favorite wine bar a few blocks off Hennepin Avenue. 

I remember talking about my job, a Social Distortion concert, and drinking glass after glass of Pinot Grigio. 

I remember growing more animated and talkative as the evening wore on. 

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Let’s Talk About What Happens to Everyone in the Seventh Grade

Our seventh grade school year began with a buzz. The sleepy town of 350 people rarely had new residents, but things were clearly changing, and our little town was growing. There were a few new teachers that year in the high school. One was named Mr. Skerbur. “Matt”, he would let us call him. Everyone loved him. He was fit and funny and handsome. In addition to part-time teaching us math and computers, he coached the Boys Track & Field  team.

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Dogtown

So I joined a writing group in my new town. So far, so great. Good folks, good discussions, supportive, smart. While waiting for the monthly discussion to begin, one of the women tossed out a writing prompt, if we wanted a topic for the next month: Alleys. Take a walk or look at some alleys in town and write about it. Or a different alley. Whatever. This is a short story I wrote in about 4 hours. It likely requires some editing, since I’ve not shared it yet.

Dogtown

2023

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Dan Findley and his black, mostly Labrador dog, Buster, sped along 169 toward the town. The radio blasted a popular song, and the two sang along, both howling in their own key. 

Dan had adopted Buster two years prior, and now the two were rarely apart. They shared a special bond; he’d taught the dog to leap and catch a Frisbee, lie down on command, and fetch his slippers every evening. And Buster had in turn taught Dan about having compassion, responsibility, and patience, as dogs often do.

Dan slowed the vehicle as they approached town and the speed limit dropped. These small towns are usually speed traps, he thought to himself. Buster sat calmly with his head stuck out of the passenger window, tongue lolling in the wind. 

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What it’s like for me to be an adult with ADHD. Probably.

I have ADHD. I know it. I won’t focus or stick with a plan to talk to a doctor about it though, so this is a purely self-diagnosed condition.

I like to write. And to draw. And to create stained glass. And to paint. And to make and listen to music. And to play video games with my daughter. And to binge watch Netflix ’til 2am. And to ponder and study rocks, birds, plants (both wild and groomed), and the weather. And to think about work constantly. And writing. Not writing, just thinking about it.

I want to finish the The Birds of Nihilism, and also The 100% Altogether Absolutely Completely Utterly Entirely True & Very Real Official Story of the Tooth Fairy, a children’s book, and Way Down North, a gothic Finnish folklore horror set on Minnesota’s Iron Range in the early mining years. I will. Some day.

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Coming soon: The Birds of Nihilism

Which came first?
The hopelessness or the meaninglessness?

The Birds of Nihilism don’t believe that matters.

Coming in 2023?: The Birds of Nihilism

Super excited for the 2nd book in the series which is in the works right now! Follow us on social media for sneak previews and info on the upcoming release. Thank you for your support of Mother Earth’s Children. You know I love you, right?